I am publicly placing a hit on this man, anyone who is interested please direct message me and we will discuss terms and rewards.

Right I just wanna clear up some rumours around here. Supposedly, I "stole" this jackasses dog. Number 1: I did NOT steal this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog. Number 2: It is a FEDERAL CRIME to accuse someone of a crime THEY DID NOT COMMIT! Number 3: his dog looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting and that is not an insult or a threat, his dog is just conventionally unattractive and i wouldnt be against starting up a gofundme to have it put down if the person who actually stole it hasn't done already. Don't believe the lies this scumbag utters, everything that comes out of his mouth is nonsense and is not to be believed. First he took Kev and now he's trying to get me locked up. This animal needs to be put down before he terrorises my family even more!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!

#JUSTICE4KEV #WEMISSYOUKEV

+rep for not having at least 3 wives and being a kind successful person

⛳ Dear Jay... 💚
→ The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
→ For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
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Yours truly, Jaqs (the cat)

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