Good ole' quotes:

>> "Excuse me... do you know where I can find the Vargskelethor playthrough for Shenmue 2?"

>> ''Yo Sega, dunno, just sell more Sonic skateboards or something''

>> ''Imagine playing Fallout 76 and hearing a guy in the distance singing I love horse ♥♥♥♥''

>> ''Born: Yes''

>> ''Goat misses Angela merkel..''

>> ''Don't mind the screams, it's just my optical drive lifting off''

>> ''The vampires, feasting on Polish peasants as they scream Kurwa jebanys''

>> ''Stalker is a slavic life simulator but to us, it's a game about misery and disasters
So basically your birthday''

>> ''Take you higher an' make you feel like Michael Myers
Whoop out the knife and make a dash for a quick slash''

>> ''Is that the power of all your ancestors?
Were they 1000 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?''

>> ''Very nice of the guys to resuscitate Ding Dong's corpse for a few hours just to entertain us.''

>> ''Peter, Freddy Freaker is dancing in our living room
Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ
Holy ♥♥♥♥
Oh dear god no
Anything but him''

>> ''The traingles go into circles''

>> ''Geez, I've taken ♥♥♥♥♥ bigger than you kid''

>> ''I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate him, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sickens me
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiick''

>> ''You look into the hole, you see big foot holding both of his closed hands up. He looks at you from the hole and asks...''Red pill or blue pill'' ''

>> "-WE'RE BACK

*5 minutes later
-WE'RE DEAD"