Recent reviews by Peter Griffin

This game used to be a treasure. As you can see from the hours, I'd spent quite a bit of time on this game. You could login at any hour of the day and find at least one server that was poppin. Over time, the NA East server was able to revitalize it's userbase, though the community devolved into a cesspool of perverted, toxic, petulant, socially maladjusted children. The current state, and what we're left with is a honestly not worth coming back to. In Arcade lobby yesterday was a user by the name of "MNGO - Trans Rights" who was strutting about, trolling chat, egging users on to "say anything bad about" trans rights. Well, I fell for this gender-larping bully, and happily obliged just to shoo away the troll and took the bait, at which point they delightedly pointed out that they would be seeing to my personal termination in the game, and proceeded to engage in some sexually deviant acts with their buddy. Now, I'm not gonna tell you all what to think in this situation, nor am I going to disparage anyone for their sexuality on a whim or bully or marginalize anyone who doesn't deserve it. This person was bragging about users they'd had erased from the game (great business model, guys.) but what I am going to do is highlight this user and their toxic behavior on several platforms, and see to it that this cancerous tactic of bad faith provocation doesn't have a chance to take root in any other servers I play on. I believe someone must have dirt on some Pixeltail employees, as I've never seen a more quickly radicalized echo chamber of pseudo-progressivism akin to that of Twitter. Plus, y'know, all the legally questionable porn and hentai rooms and sh*t that everyone likes to keep hushed. Learn from my misstep here, and simply mute/ignore these nihilistic flaming piles of insecurity if you choose to stick around. I thought about returning to just golf and do voice chat with buddies, but there are now preferable alternatives with far better users. I'd rather not support this company with their ham-fisted farcical approach at moderation. Life is too short to waste time being mistreated by insecure deviants with a dysphoric god complex. Try a different game, like GTA RP or gMod.

I'm taking my Resort, hoard of treasures, and sweet memories of this game with me, and tossing a match behind at this dumpster fire. Peace.

It's fun. Pretty easy to find a game for multiplayer. The DLC should be free. Music's good.

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Bad, Unfinished, Early Access Garbage. It's like your autistic brother watched you playing Rocket League and decided to throw together their own version of it. Complete with terrible servers.

If you're looking at this review, you've probably scrolled along and learned a bit about it. The reviews speak for the game istelf, but I will say that no other single-player game on steam has captured me quite like this one. Stardew Valley is a perfect blend of titles such as Terraria, Animal Crossing, and Harvest Moon. I've enjoyed every minute I've played of it so far, and I recommend you buy it, as it's a full game, which is a rarity these days.

No content, buggy gameplay. Basically a watered down SSB clone akin to that of smash flash.

Had to install 3rd party software to get game to run, had to install 3rd party software to play Online, had to install 3rd party software to have working AI.

My first Early Access purchase on Steam. Should have taken it as an omen. Abandonware.

-Lots of fun

-Free

-Custom Cell Skins

-Can be played without Paid powerups, and is just as fun as agar.io

I've learned not to trust the negative Steam review shills. This game's addicting af, with many more modes and additions than the free-to-play agar.io

I don't particularly enjoy the game's controls or find any appeal in the gameplay, other than the ragdoll physics. That's all you really are in this game- a ragdoll.