2:00am wake up
2:05 cold shower
2:20 breakfast - almonds breast milk bought from milf next door, 200mg viagra
2:30 workout - bench 2 plates, 12x12 w/ 30 second rest, no warmup
2:45 edging, 4hrs (for discipline)
6:45 cold shower
7:00 begin sprint to work
8:00 arrive at work
8:05 get called into boss's office
8:06 get fired for inappropriate sexual comments about Lauren from accounting's HUGE ASS + melons
8:10 sprint back home
9:10 2 liters of milk and 200 mg of adderall
9:30 edging (as punishment)
3:00pm bed time