I sexually identify as a Godslaying Worm. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring through the cosmos feasting on the hot thick life-giving essence of traitors and deities. People say to me that a person being an enemy NPC is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a jungle tyrant install forty nine segments, ass-tearing chomper death jaws and pierce-resistant cosmic steel plating on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Doggo" and respect my right to kill from the abyss and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a vermiphobe and need to check your worm privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

nerd

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx