Thoughts and prayers 🙏

I’m a Christian man. I never partake in any thing sinful, such as touching myself or smoking satan’s devil lettuce. I refuse to be associated with homosensuals and I will never pirate any movie or tv show. I go to church twice a week (once for service and the other time to lead bible study for the 8 year olds). And I know I will go to heaven because I believe in God and I don’t sin. I look forward to seeing you live lives of sin while I enjoy my eternity of paradise. I thank the lord that someday I will be able to meet with all my Christian friends, and we can all suck that holy ♥♥♥♥ while he hangs from the cross that he died on to save us. I look forward to the perfect paradise full of furries dressed as the animals Noah put on the Arc and I am so greatful that one day I will be able to use the Lord’s pierced hands as glory holes for my wife. I hope you all will accept my lord and savior, Jesus into your heart on earth, so that you can accept him into your anus in heaven.