Recent reviews by robotchicken

yesh.

Not a bad thrird person shooter. Can't help but feel it is way to forgiving, for example if you were about to die it would slow down time, point you in the direstion until you shoot him and then be replenished. It also always seems as if its holding your hand as you die and respawn at the checkpoint you seem to have more ammo, more bullettime and painkillers and gives you more and more everytime. Its as if it thinks your its baby and must help you through EVERY SINGLE DEATH. It also seems as if the enemys go from pawns to super soldiers. I can also brag about the graphical fidelity of this game as it looks pretty impressive unles you look five meters to the right and see a plain ♥♥♥♥♥♥ plank walll which is supposed to be a building. although its hard to notice when five armored men have just entered the room. The characters are ok and the storyline has a twist. The gameplay is not bad with basic cover based shooting and some badass moments when you dive through the air. It also feels as if your always being told what to do when you havent pressed that big red button in the next room to open the gate to proceed to the next load of goons. The voiceacting is good and max payne always says depressing things all the time. But all in all not the worst game but not bad 7/10.

yesh.

Yesh.

yesh.