I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by suck1ng my c0ck, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible. I got in my 2034 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my b1tches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hoped on me and started riding my d1ck while I squeezed her t1ts and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the b1tch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an 0rgy, which didn't last too long. Each women climaxed when my c0ck came within five inches of her pu$$y, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought. I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around Melbourne, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My b1tch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back and did a triple backflip into my Maserati.She suck€d me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlifes. Be honored.