🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆 Are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 10 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5 back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 10 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 20 back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿

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Good luck in the bayou bro

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i meet jeff bezos in a store. i laugh at him because he only owns 170 billion dollars in stock. "none of that is liquid" i explain. i dangle a 20 dollar bill in front of his face. "u ever seen one of these u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poor?" i spit on his shoe and his employee licks it clean

I'm 9 x 7.8 and my life is pure misery. Every day women see my monstruous bulge on the subway and they harass me to no end.

No one sees me for who I am anymore - the guy who likes independent cinema, the guy who likes to play football with the boys on Sundays, the guy who volunteers at homeless shelters, the guy who cries watching cheesy rom coms. No, they only see me as the guy with the huge♥♥♥♥♥♥