>be me
>17 yo
>hear about this 4chan site from r/greentext
>type up 4chan into search bar
>click link
>suddenly feel myself getting larger
>expanding
>look at fingers, they look like sausages
>start to weigh 600 pounds
>my room starts to warp
>10 jars of piss surface
>jar surfaces with rainbow dash from mlp filled to the brim with coom
>anime body pillow surfaces too
>look outside to take my mind off of this, dont want to see anything else
>see black person
>suddenly yell at him and call him a dirty
>quickly place hand over mouth
>he looks at me and runs off
>return to bedroom
>yell for mom to make tendies
>"i have never said that before" i think to myself
>make my way to door, pain
>mom opens door
>"anon, whats going on in here?!"
>suddenly lose control over vocal chords
>yell at her to make me tendies while doing a chicken dance
>mom curses under breathe and tells me we have to go to doctor
>suddenly start REEing
>it's so loud
>unsheathe katana from fat rolls
>ohgodno
>decapitate mom
>roll onto back in my own ♥♥♥
>kill myself with katana
>thanks 4chan m8