Recent reviews by PALADIN POTATO

Warning, there is indeed content

I'm scared

This game is big stinky butt.
And NOT in the good way.

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the Gun

The horrible optimization is scarier then the game itself

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!
SWING, SWING, SWING WITH ME
RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE!
SING, SING, SING WITH ME
DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP
WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL FIND BENEATH?
DIAMONDS, RUBIES, GOLD AND MORE
HIDDEN IN THE MOUNTAIN STORE

BORN UNDERGROUND, SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE
RAISED IN THE DARK, THE SAFETY OF OUR MOUNTAIN HOME
SKIN MADE OF IRON, STEEL IN OUR BONES
TO DIG AND DIG MAKES US FREE
COME ON BROTHERS SING WITH ME!

CHORUS
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGING A HOLE

THE SUNLIGHT WILL NOT REACH THIS LOW
DEEP, DEEP IN THE MINE
NEVER SEEN THE BLUE MOON GLOW
DWARVES WON'T FLY SO HIGH
FILL A GLASS AND DOWN SOME MEAD!
STUFF YOUR BELLIES AT THE FEAST!
STUMBLE HOME AND FALL ASLEEP
DREAMING IN OUR MOUNTAIN KEEP

BORN UNDERGROUND, GROWN INSIDE A ROCKY WOMB
THE EARTH IS OUR CRADLE; THE MOUNTAIN SHALL BECOME OUR TOMB
FACE US ON THE BATTLEFIELD; YOU WILL MEET YOUR DOOM
WE DO NOT FEAR WHAT LIES BENEATH
WE CAN NEVER DIG TOO DEEP

Good to see you again

If you like blood, guts, and lead, you will feel at home with Incision!
The game has this grim
There is a decent size arsenal of weapons that each has a special alternate fire to turn your foes into red mists of blood and a nice variety of enemies to ground up into meaty chunks. You'll be left wanting more, but at the moment Episode 2 hasn't released. Episode 1 is still jammed pack with juicy content and I'd recommend to give it a try! Well worth the price!

My favorite part was when Soap said, "It's Soapin' time!" and cooked a frag grenade until it went off in his hand.

They could of taken our money and ran, but they fine pressed this game into a gem.