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A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of
indigestion.
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"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."
😪
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to
tell such LIES!
😱
There are two types of Linux developers - those who can spell, and
those who can't. There is a constant pitched battle between the two.
(From one of the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages posted to c.o.l.a)
🙂
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
🤔
"Chain letters," said the Tyrant. "The Chain Letter to the Ephebians.
Forget Your Gods. Be Subjugated. Learn to Fear. Do not break the chain --
the last people who did woke up one morning to find fifty thousand armed
men on their lawn."
(Small Gods)
😭