You can take the piss out of the British, but not the sarcasm.

Conversation overheard between a gunner and a driller in Deep Rock Galactic:
"You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend..."
"Those with loaded guns and those who dig... you dig."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1711jiiRtM

"So forgive the flatulence, because if you're fighting to survive, you won't worry about that.
And remember, if you don't eat, you don't fart... and if you don't fart, you die." - Self Sufficient Me
https://youtu.be/tKbHqxI7VFA?t=577

"Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

I remember being a young man riding my bike around on nitrous oxide.
The nitrous was of course for me not the bike.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day
But SET a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

He, who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot, is a fool; and he, who dares not, is a slave.

If you are searching for nothing, have you already found it?

A three sided die does not exist.