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Welcome to Qud

Die.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:46pm

Say No More

Contract glotrot.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:00pm

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:06pm

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:15pm

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:48pm

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:25pm

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:30pm

So Powerful is the Charm of Words

Read 100 books.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:55pm

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:28am

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:01pm

Tongue in Cheek

Cure glotrot via traditional methods.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:51pm

Oathbreaker

Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:16pm

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:48am

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:09pm

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:41pm

That Was Nice

Compliment Q Girl.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:48pm

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:22pm

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:16pm

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:25pm

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:54pm

Sight Older Than Sight

Discover psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:10pm

What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?

Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:54pm

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:18pm

A Clammy Reception

Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:27pm

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17pm

You Recame

Rematerialize in the corporeal realm.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:35pm

Jeweled Dusk

Be transmuted into a gemstone.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:20pm

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:21pm

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:55pm

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:11pm

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Red Rock Hazing Ritual

Be stoned to death by a baboon on the surface of Red Rock.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:33pm

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:20pm

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:46pm

Decoding the Signal

Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:57pm

The Earl of Omonporch

Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:46pm

A Call to Arms

Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:46pm

Pax Klanq, I Presume?

Deliver a message to the mushroom prodigy.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:42pm

Tomb of the Eaters

Travel to Brightsheol and disable the Spindle's magnetic field.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:41pm

The Golem

Form large creature.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:53pm

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:08pm

Then

Help Chavvah complete the ritual of -elsing and sever Tau at Taproot.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:59pm

The Comedy

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Eskhind's favor.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:10pm

The History

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Hindriarch Keh's favor.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:31pm

The Sonnet

Return the crumpled sheet of paper to its intended recipient or its author.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:55pm



The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
22 / 100

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
16 / 100

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
2 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
1 / 4

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
1 / 6

Dawnglider

Become auroral.

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
0 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
0 / 20

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
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