Recent reviews by Stealth

Nice game. 2 ez tho.

I'm playing on hardcore, got a level 62 staff, everything's maxed out and now I can access maps with 4 things.

If there's a way to get higher difficulty, I don't know what it is.

If that's a game, it's poetry
Allow me to recite
There is a "Play game" button
But there's no game inside

Just pile of different assets
And RNG on top
So let's finish with the poem
And switch to a broken song

Cause it'll leave you with a gaping hole
In your soul Hopefully only in your soul
Just like those
Through which you had to fly
16 times
In a row

Ohhhhhhhh...
Gaping sounds

Let me tell you this: I was quite a big fan of the first game who's spent almost 100 hours in it, completing everything and getting all of the achievements.
And OH BOY was I not prepared for how awesome Reus 2 turned out to be. This is something else. Gameplay is super chill, colors are vibrant and cozy, graphics and design are neat and really pleasant. As well as the music. There is no anxiety inducing timers anymore, but fun projects and turning points for different eras instead. And the amount of different animals, plants and minerals is just crazy. A lot of content to unlock and enjoy.
This game is easily one of my favourites of all time. I seriously couldn't recommend it to you enough.

Unfortunately this game is disappointing.

Every run feels the same cause you just hoard every upgrade you get until there's nothing to choose from. Endless mode feels especially pointless because of this. On top of that upgrades themselves don't feel very meaningful either bacause most of them are just boring +2 stats/-1 stat.

If this game was the first in the genre it would be awesome. But now we have so many VSlikes out there that this game just feels boring. After a couple of completed runs I frankly don't see why keep playing this game. That's unfortunate because the game looks very nice design-wise, but it just feels very repetative and shallow.

It feels like a browser game. The artstyle is terrible and cheap, the plot is absolutely uninteresting and doesn't have a resolution at the end. Everything is bland and samey, feels like something I've seen a million times before. Characters are boring, they look bad, no customization at all. And when they speak it's beyond annoying, hearing constantly "I'm not a man of many pockets" or "Fools!Fools!" is just infuriating. Enemies uttering same lines are annoying also.

The only somewhat interesting thing in the game is crafting system but it gets old pretty fast. I dunno I consider Diablo IV to be not that great of a game but I managed to spend 400 hours there. In Last Epoch I'm bored out of my mind after 15-20 hours and after that forced myself to "finish" the main story.

You know what? "She Will Punish Them" is much more fun of a Diablo clone than this one, I'm sorry.

I'm a big fan of Diablo clones of any types and this one is surprisingly good. Definitely not the worst one by a long shot and I tried almost all of them. Give it a shot, m8 xD

Итак, что же наша родная Сигмушка выкатила нам в 2к22 за 385 рублей? Ну смотрите:

• 9 уровней на ассетах игры 2007 года. В какой раз они уже ресайклятся? Я уже сбился со счету. Вы надеялись, что в этот раз уже дадут старичку Alien Shooter 2 упокоиться с миром после многократного выкапывания и наряжания? Не надейтесь. В этот раз костюмчик называется "Пустынный камуфляж". "Ого!", скажете вы. "Неа", скажу я. "Не ого". В их понимании, пустыня - это взять старые текстуры пыльной дороги и поля с травой и наложить сверху розовый тинт поверх экрана. А рядом с травой понатыкать один и тот же спрайт кактуса. Кстати, не удивлюсь если этот спрайт переделан из какой-нибудь ноги зомби в пэйнте. И темноты кругом побольше, чтобы никто не догадался. Вот это я понимаю 2к22. Эйлиен Шутер. Новая Эра.
  
• По поводу темноты. Вот где думаете ее не хватает? На улице скажете? Нее, там полно, ниче не видно. Вот в темных туннелях вот это я понимаю, ходят как у себя дома в темноте, на темном мусоре застревают когда хотят. Это не дело, это менять надо. Добавим в темные канализации темный туман. Чтобы монстров было видно только когда тебе лицо едят. Что это, если не Новая Эра?
  
• Вы уже догадались, что новых врагов тут нет и большинство заресайклено с 2007-го, а кто-то с Conscription и с Legend. А вот и нет. Syke! Здесь есть новые враги типа глистов, у которых есть полторы анимации ползка, которые дохнут от любого чиха и которых делали походу тоже в пэйнте. Ну а что вы хотели? Новая эра.
  
• Вам нравилось находить всякие разные пушки и рандомные чипы, возиться с инвентарем, прокачиваться в разные билды и искать секреты? Ну ок. Вот вам на 9 миссий 9 оружий. После каждой миссии подкинем бабла, чтоб по-любому купить следующее. Вот вам 4 навыка. После каждой миссии подкинем поинтов, чтобы к концу все вкачать на максимум. Ну и ачивку выдадим "Молодец, ты все вкачал". Ну а как еще? Новая Эра.
  
• Еще в игре есть новый режим выживания Stand Firm. Ну как новый? Помните в 2к седьмом был режим выживания, надо было вокруг машины бегать и выживать? Прикольно было. Ну вот вокруг этой машины опять надо бегать, только теперь кто-то из разрабов поиграл в Vampire Survivors. Поэтому теперь есть выбор перков на левел апе. Правда смысла от них нет, так как оружие новое вам все равно выдадут, а мусора из убитых мобов столько валится, что постоянно бегаешь в неуязвимости и красной броне. Этот режим называется Выживание, потому что в нем умереть куда сложнее, чем выжить. Тут не поспоришь - Новая Эра.

Ну что ж, можно только посоветовать Сигме начать вставлять в игру adult контент. Тогда можно уже спокойно с ценника в 400 рублей переходить на ценник в 1400 рублей.
Ждем Alien Hooter 2 получается.

Аш, я не против, что ты высмеиваешь трешовые игры, говоря: "Ну, хотя бы в этой игре есть регулировка звука". Но почему ее нет в твоей собственной игре? Как так то?

This game was unique once. And fun. It stood out among other games and thus became popular. Now it's just a soulless clone of Diablo 2 but without any plot or cinematix. Because of changing so many times over the years the game just looks and feels like an amalgamation of leftovers from previous versions. Jeez I heard they enhanced graphics but it's hard to tell because 90% of levels are dark af. I guess this corpse of a game will continue being exhumed and redressed because people who are ready to pay for this circus are still in abundance.

This game is ridiculously disappointing considering the amount of positive reviews.
It's boring af lackluster horror walking simulator.

• The story is shallow and even laughable, simply not compelling at all. I was bored 90% of the time and the only reason I didn't drop this game is that it's extremely short and I managed to finish it before my patience was over.
  
• The game is supposed to be an atmospheric horror in a setting of norwegian myths but the atmosphere is non-existant and the horror... Well. Just check this genius system out: the game has a set of achievements for getting killed by all types of enemies. In a rather short horror game! So instead of fearing every noise and trying to stay undetected you joyfully run forward to hug another monster and get an achivement. I coluldn't come up with more detrimentall to the overall mood of the game and self-sabotaging system ever. This is crazy.
  
• You could think that if the story is not that captivating, at the very least this game is the walking simulator in the beautiful environment of nordic forests. Well. Wrong! It's unbelievable how poor the graphics are considerning the fact that a couple years ago the game was refusing to start on my at the time 32bit Win7 system. The game looks mediocre at best and sometimes even ugly. OMG you're lucky you haven't seen the water in this game, it's some nightmare fuel. Damn, I wish the story and monsters were nightmare fuel... Thy are though. But not in a good way. The game doesn't show you any beautiful scenery either. It's just some copied and pasted rocks, trees and cookie cutter houses all over the place, which you try to make out in the poor lighting. Every chapter feels the same. I even had a feeling that I'm constantly running on the same map in circles. It's like the game is able to give the player a decent picture to behold only on accident.
  
• Character movement is janky, which is facilitated by carachter's complete unability to jump. Camera work is nothing to write home about either. Cutscenes are simply atrocious.
  
• Voice acting, at least in english version, is terrible. It fits uninteresting and shallow story though.
  
• And lastly, bugs! I got stuck on a rock in my first minute in the game. You could guess where my desire to explore every nook and cranny instantly went, considering the fact that the game uses a feature of auto saving in certain points that are pretty scarce throughout the game. You can add to that missing and clipping textures here and there, especially in the case of notorious water.

The only ray of sunshine was sound design. One of the tracks in the OST I especially liked. It's called "Mountain Theme".

Overall it's absolutely lackluster experience. And why so many people like and recommend this game is completely beyond me.