has the fattest ♥♥♥♥ of all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, its not even close. I was pleasently surprised when i found out that he is actually measured as "thicc" (with 2 c's) rather than "thick"

So this is a bit of a long story, but a couple months ago, I (18F) noticed a couple streaks of white in the purple shampoo i was using, I didn’t think much of it at the time but I didn’t use it as I thought maybe my brother (16M) was using that bottle for something else.

I got more shampoo, this time it was a white coconut shampoo, and was using it in my hair regularly until i noticed it had moved from the shelf in the shower to a different spot. It was about 3/4ths gone by then, and I’d bought 2 bottles so I began using a different bottle and keeping that in my bathroom drawer so no one touched it.

I checked, it definitely wasn’t water, and it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stank. I think he’s been shaking the bottle up too, to mix it together. Nobody touches the soaps in our shared bathroom but me and him, and he has his own shampoo so there’s no reason for him to touch mine. My only logical conclusion is that he’s been masturbating into my coconut shampoo.

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