the only thing with the Switch-- that me & you could do something to switch is that if me and your mom switched, yknow w-we switch numbers.,yknow, we switched contacts so I could figure out how to stroke her profusely with this BBC. Im not even gonna screw with my BBC. Im gonna take one of these screw on cyborg BBCs. Right Im gonna unscrew my ♥♥♥♥ cuz Im a cyborg, screw on the Jackhammer 5000, even put two condoms on over that, Im not even gonna move, its just gonna-- hold on lemme turn on my camera for this--Im not even gonna move, Imma tell you what its gonna do Im just gonna sit here while the Jackhammer does all the work.

And heres the jack hammer its gonna go "uhruhruhurhur" I dont even have to move Im just gonna sit here while it goes "uhruhruhruhruhrur" I just press a button on my chest "uhblrblrblrblrlb" and she like "ahblblhrlblb aaaaaaaaaah" and just start squirtin and spittin juices everywhere like that, boom thats the only thing we can exchange is this cyborg BBC profusely stroking your mother so fast that she has no choice but to squirt urine, AKA ♥♥♥♥♥ juice, all over the place and splatter everywhere and youre gonna walk on it the next day when you walk on her carpet be like "mom its damp in here" shes gonna be like "oh I just spilled a little bit of water"

I diagnose you with diqsucking racoom

you're mohm gae

no, also you're a weeb

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