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Recent reviews by The Power

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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
228.4 hrs on record
A dude sells you a mediocre pair of shoes. They start falling apart quickly. Then another guy comes along and not only fixes your shoes, but makes them better and doesn't charge you. Then the guy who originally made the shoes is like "you need to pay me for that other guy fixing your shoes."

That's paid mods.
Posted 16 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
473.1 hrs on record (281.6 hrs at review time)
The People have spoken and Managed Democracy has triumphed!
Posted 5 May. Last edited 5 May.
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1,285.6 hrs on record
This is the best, most replayable, most dynamic co-op shooter ever no contest.

The devs have been rock-solid in their commitment to pro-consumer behaviour. All expansions and content updates are free. The battlepasses are all free, not time-gated, and past battlepasses/seasons are available to play at any time. All paid DLC is cosmetic only and there is no way to buy power or progression.

Do yourself a favor and buy it already.
Posted 18 March, 2023. Last edited 2 December.
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3,463.7 hrs on record (3,072.7 hrs at review time)
It's pretty OK. I played it for a few hours.

It's The Sims but outside your house there's one of the best MMOs ever made.
Posted 12 May, 2022. Last edited 5 December, 2022.
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169.6 hrs on record (104.8 hrs at review time)
Elden Ring is the crystallization of everything FromSoftware has learned in the past 10+ years of making souls-like games. Everything good and next to none of the bad has been stuffed into a gigantic and breathtaking open world that you could spend hundreds of hours exploring and still not see everything there is to see.

Massive open world, huge enemy and boss variety, myriad secrets to uncover and fantastic visuals to boot. If you've enjoyed any of the Dark Souls games or Bloodborne, or have any interest in the genre, this is the one to try.
Posted 15 March, 2022.
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0.0 hrs on record
The BEST controller I ever owned. No really. Once you figure out the configuration menus you can make it work for ANY game.

It finally broke after so many years. Please sell me a new one Valve!
Posted 10 February, 2022.
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7.2 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Tamagotchis were fun right?

This one is your Goth GF™ with mental issues, Ame-chan, who transforms Sailor Moon-style into a bright and bubbly VTuber. Give her headpats, moderate her livestreams, go to bed with her, and remind her to take her psych meds. Poke the cracks in her mind as they form or help her keep it together as she tries to make it big on the internet.

The game revolves around dark themes, but the bright pixel art makes sure you overload on cuteness even as Ame deals with things like drug addiction and self-harm.
Posted 31 January, 2022.
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7.7 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Came for the waifus. Stayed for the intrigue. Then bought the DLC because the devs deserve it.
Posted 20 December, 2017. Last edited 22 November, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
974.3 hrs on record (451.2 hrs at review time)
Microtransactions masquerading as mods. F*ck off Bethesda.
Posted 2 September, 2017.
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