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Luka Doncic Stan

Since the day I was born, my mama has always told me that I’m “too white” to do the things that I love to do. If I had a nickel for every time she said “you’re just a lil’ white boy,” I’d be sittin’ pretty. I wouldn’t have all this student debt, either. That’s for sure.

Here’s the thing— she ain’t wrong, though.

I’m what you call a “reverse Oreo.” On the inside, I’m an Atlanta-based trap lord who balls bigger than LaVar in his dreams. But, on the outside, I’m whiter than a fresh jar of marshmallow fluff. I know, it's tacky. But, I am what I am.

I love to rap. . . which is not a particularly “white” activity. I love to play basketball, which is also not really known as a “Caucasian pass-time,” if you will. I even have dudes on my Y-League team that say I “talk gangster.” No one ever wants to be **that guy.** Alas, here I stand

Based on what I’ve said, one could understand why I have a certain appreciation for guys like Larry Bird or Steve Nash. Those were two dudes that, despite all odds, made it to the NBA looking like milk-truck drivers.

Overall, LeBron James is my favorite player. But, it's always a little exciting when you see a white dude block him twice on the same play.  That white dude is a man by the name of Luka Doncic.

For us white kids, the athleticism of a LeBron James or a Russell Westbrook just isn’t really in the cards. I mean, we have Mac McLung at Georgetown puttin’ on for the honkeys. . . but other than that, there just isn’t that much God-given bounce to go around. I mean, the movie *White Guys Can’t Jump* didn’t just come out of nowhere. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

However, Luka Doncic is quite athletic. He was doubted during the pre-draft process because scouts didn’t think he could adjust to the speed of the NBA after coming over from Europe. Yeah, I think he’s doing just fine. He hasn’t seemed to miss a step after being the MVP of the Euro League. He might not blaze past people like a Kemba Walker or Kyrie Irving, but he holds his own and makes it look easy around the basket as well.

Speaking of finishes— for us white kids, the Euro-step was a staple if slashing was your game. It was a glorious move that created new space and angles for guys like Manu Ginobili. It was a cornerstone of white boy ballin’ until James Harden went and appropriated it.

But, Luka Doncic did it right back. He went and appropriated that step-back jumper The Beard loves so much. Have you ever seen Doncic hit a step back that’s smoother than Harden’s? Because I have. I see it in every highlight reel that Luca has. And, he doesn’t sport a wack-ass beard while doing it. Double win.