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So I hope that, uh, the aff—that the, uh, Unilever the company that creates the AXE products, uh, sees this, uh, video on the YouTube and also, uh, would like also, uh, I would like t- to, uh, well I’d be say— I'd be, uh, I would be sound like, uh, some kind of bad person if I tell 'em to not sell to the homosexuals but I wa—but it should be more obvious from the package that it is meant for straight people. Y'know and also I would like to make the following statement to all homosexuals who dare use it. You homosexuals, stay off of our AXE!

Peace out.

Ohhhh yessss Mistress... take as much blood as you want from me, and give me lots of kisses and body rubs. Like I said before, I’m always ready for your nice fangs and beautiful red hypnotizing gaze, and I’m also willing to get neck massages from you. And yes I’ll always obey you as your pet, and yet I’ll always be your Child. I actually had a dream about Mistress 2 nights ago and I woke up like, dang I wish it came true.