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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 4:29pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 3:33pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 3:51pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 3:38pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 3:54pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 4:03pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 4:05pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 4:21pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 4:23pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 4:42pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 4:40pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 2:09am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 5:11pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 2:15am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 2:25am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 2:27am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 2:08am



Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool