Pssssst
you got Left 4 dead?

Schrodinger's Trap
You don't know if that person you're about to bang is male or female, until you pull down their pants.
There was a Schrodinger's trap at the bar asking for a drink. Turns out, it was a guy .

Personally speaking, I believe that women who wear spaghetti strap tank tops are the most alluring of creatures. The tank top beautifully displays the breasts whilst showing off the weak vulnerable arms, further improving upon their femininity. That may be a bit biased because showing off armpits tickles my pickle in many good ways!

Good scout
look forward to playing with you later!

wake me up

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE