Majestrujen
Argentina
Level
49
The Gorilla Scientist
100 XP
 
 
You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage.
And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy."
I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up. I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥. Your little peepee-piss-myself-♥♥♥♥♥.
I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... wierdly embarrassing, unsanitary, too.
We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?
I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.
Ma'am...
Please...
You have to crush me.


Ay baby shlow down, woe for me. Always pretty rawky hee hay
I'd slide down on the rawks baby it's doun drissit, dear
*Lightning strikes*
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Hool-moh-goh-bow-bigga-bogga-walnum-bodgish-misjoo
Hole lick loggy mutter I go cheeses
♥♥♥♥♥♥ mulled good baby
Gone back a lot nifolid nilli Heeya!
Allmagobbowbiyouorai?

28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, BUT YOU STABBED HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!... I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM. WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM"! IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?! JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM! JUST SAY IT!
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Varglikt 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03pm 
Alto capo este pibe :lunar2019coolpig:
Hernan.- 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:50pm 
DeJa D e jUgAR aL dOTa PLis pErUAano CoME piCAnTE
VP 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:50pm 
joga dotita amigo de peruanos
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soggy fairy bread 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55am 
snipin's a good job mate!
Freak 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm 
cabeza de tacho deja los chits