Recent reviews by CoaltlBirb

Good luck ever beating an area boss without literal days of letting it autobattle. You have to beat an area boss to progress even a bit through the game, so the first step in actually enjoying the game...takes days of idling.

Edit: Wow. Just wow. 75% of the comments I've received were vitriolic and hostile, and the only one that wasn't was from the DEV. Gotta love the keyboard warriors who troll reviews of "their favorite game" just to throw ♥♥♥♥ at negative reviews.

(Also to anyone reading, this edit right here is a perfect example of general vs specified. "75% of the comments" sounds like a lot, but 3/4 is 75%, just like how 30k/40k is 75%. Don't let news sites hit you with general numbers unless they give specified ones to follow, lol)

If you like roguelikes, rhythm games, and a soundtrack good enough to REANIMATE! to, this game is for you.

Tried it on a whim, immediately saw 10 minute timers on basic buildings and knew it would be one of THOSE games. The classic Facebook "Invite all your friends and spam their emails with requests to speed up buildings" games.

Also server issues. Barely playable from even a mechanical standpoint

It's a game with zombies in it.

If you're looking for a fun and quirky few minutes to waste, do it here, with this game. Sing along once you know the lyrics XD

Let me put it this way:
Music: Awesome
Input: Simple.
Premise: Amazing.
Some songs are easy, some are hard, but there's a pretty flexible difficulty scale to help you if you can't beat a certain song.
Definitely give this a play, if you can!

Very dead game, launched it, spent the whole time staring at Quick Play - 1/10 , uninstalled and left review. RIP game, DOA.

Cheap Binding of Isaac except you only get two characters and never more unless you actively pay 15 dollars.

Mobile game trash, with a system to encourage spending and discourage play. Also, the card shuffle is entirely bs, and following the cards mean nothing. Yet another dev just being lazy and slapping the .apk into a .exe and calling it a day.

"Tap the button to uninstall."

This program allows me to run GTA V at the same time as Discord, and it actually worked! Sometimes. When GTA decides to not be a poorly coded game. XD

Music is good, platforming is good, as a school project? It's good! A solid A for me!
I can't wait to see what these madmen do for their next thing~