Melbox
Melbox   United States
 
 
Be sure to read everything in this summary! I add proverbs I hear almost every week!

You don't need inteligence when you have explosives.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
They don't think it be like it is but it do.

Assasins are ballerinias of death.

The second you think you have a handle on ♥♥♥♥ your realize ♥♥♥♥ doesn't have a handle.


What is first think you think of when you hear "Hirioshima"? Lil japanese ♥♥♥♥♥♥ runnin gettin shot up!

People dating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't pick a side of gay/straight if thier SO can't.

You can't flim-flam the zim-zam!!!

Japan got a freedom pop-tart after WWII

Uzis are ejaculators of death

How many push-ups can you do?
All of them...

Eskimos aren't people

You are playing with a fire that is made of stupid.

I am tri-gender omi-queer.

Some people say I don't make sense, those people are right. I make dollars

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Things I will Trade All of the Time (mostly)
Hello! My name is Melbox and I am a minimal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TF2 trader! (I have been known to rip off a dumb ass or two).

I will always buy any craft hat (yes even robo) for 1.11(1 refined and 1 scrap).

I will trade any wep I have 2 of for 1 scrap!

I will trade 1 wep i have 2 of for either a "Postal Pummeler" or "Holiday Punch" no matter what!
打算交易的物品
1,188
已拥有的物品数
1,395
已进行的交易次数
162
市场交易次数
SELLING MOST OF MY BACKPACK! CHECK IT AND TRADE ME!
Cuce Brampbell 2017 年 12 月 19 日 上午 7:47 
- Rep didn't gift me a free unusual.
Cuce Brampbell 2016 年 10 月 13 日 下午 9:30 
10/10 Skooma Dealer
Chalk >:D 2015 年 10 月 17 日 上午 7:18 
+rep nice and fast trader! :)
Capsu Desu 2015 年 10 月 16 日 下午 5:49 
++rep Nice Trader and Handsome. Recommended to trade with this guy.
N O O C X 2015 年 10 月 16 日 下午 1:04 
+rep nice and friendly trader
Cuce Brampbell 2014 年 12 月 25 日 下午 8:12 
+rep gave me a reach-around afterwards.