4:59 PM - Jumping Jihad: It'd be nice if you talked to me once in a while.
4:59 PM - Jumping Jihad: Well, more than once in a while.
4:59 PM - R-voltcina ☥: What are you
4:59 PM - Jumping Jihad: Y'know what I mean.
4:59 PM - R-voltcina ☥: My boyfriend or something

5:12 PM - Star-volt 🌟: Just remember.
5:12 PM - Star-volt 🌟: if you get a pimple on your ass
5:13 PM - Star-volt 🌟: The advil liquid gels
5:13 PM - Star-volt 🌟: Pop it open and rub on a pimple
5:13 PM - Star-volt 🌟: ♥♥♥♥ goes away
5:13 PM - Jumping Jihad: Wouldn't I just do that with any pimple?
5:13 PM - Jumping Jihad: Why does it have to be on my ass?

5:35 PM - R-voltalina ☆: Reminds me of when I bought my aviator hat.
5:35 PM - Jumping Jihad: Wait a sec
5:35 PM - Jumping Jihad: -has an aviator hat
5:36 PM - Jumping Jihad: -lives in New York
5:36 PM - Jumping Jihad: -is a sack of ♥♥♥♥
5:36 PM - Jumping Jihad: -annoys everyone
5:36 PM - Jumping Jihad: You're Catcher in the Rye
5:36 PM - R-voltalina ☆: How'd you know?

3:02 PM - Psychopath: name a gaym
3:02 PM - Jumping Jihad: Ride to Hell: Retribution 1%
3:02 PM - Psychopath: ♥♥♥♥ you
3:02 PM - Psychopath: a different game
3:02 PM - Psychopath: not that hsit
3:03 PM - Jumping Jihad: Freddi Fish 2: The Case of the Haunted Schoolhouse
3:03 PM - Psychopath: a common
3:03 PM - Psychopath: game
3:03 PM - Psychopath: ♥♥♥♥
3:04 PM - Jumping Jihad: Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo
3:03 PM - Psychopath: im done
3:04 PM - Jumping Jihad: Beyond: Two Souls
3:03 PM - Psychopath: cancer

Beef Turret : Dyed hair is the girl fedora

Funny Honey : youf s♥♥♥♥ign sum of fa ♥♥♥♥♥

Sir Slothington IV : I watched porn of a woman walking naked through a park
Sir Slothington IV : and everyone was chill with it and w/e
Sir Slothington IV : but when *I* do it, I have to register as a sex offender

*DEAD* ♕ Morgan ♕ : Jumping Jihads
*DEAD* ♕ Morgan ♕ : Jihad
*DEAD* ♕ Morgan ♕ : one Jihad
Jumping Jihad : Yes, that's me.
♕ Morgan ♕ : yes
♕ Morgan ♕ : bye

*DEAD* Lunala ara ara : is it just the same 45 people playing this ♥♥♥♥ rn

Jumping Jihad : So how's everyone doing?
dwinkleton : she took teh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidsa

Ron Paul Sex Disaster 2003 : ma'am please email me an image of your urethera at whitehouse@gmail.com please ma'am

(TEAM) Nuh-uh! : and ride that cart like it is a broke ♥♥♥♥♥ you need to be on top of every second
(TEAM) Nuh-uh! : or else she'll leave you for another man

*DEAD* Jumping Jihad : Wait what
*DEAD* Jumping Jihad : there's another Jihad?
*DEAD* Jihadi Josh : MY BROTHER
Jumping Jihad : YO WHAT'S UP
Depressed DIO : How wholesome
*DEAD* Jihadi Josh : killing infidels, you know, the usual

Anonymous : he called everyone gay but refused to suck the ♥♥♥♥ when asked

*DEAD* Max : how french man kill in one hit':???

*DEAD* sonic13202 : GET BACK IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALE ♥♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* sonic13202 : I'M SUPPOSE TO DRINK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

stavo : isnt it funny when u go around a corner and u see heavy so u just turn right back around
Jumping Jihad : I love that
stavo : kinda like
stavo : in real life when you see a homosexual
Jumping Jihad : oh no

Creeperstone24 : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flesh reversed, welcome to da tunda dome broda

*DEAD* Blob. : I just got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died.
Queek Headtaker : the dolls tell me to burn things

Jumping Jihad : This team is like my children
Queek Headtaker : belligerent and numerous?
Jumping Jihad : They are a constant source of disappointment for me
Jumping Jihad : but also yes

*DEAD* Jumping Jihad : lol that worked
*DEAD* Forgeblazer : GOING TO OFF MYSELF
Forgeblazer : GOING TO END MY LIFE

❤Fidget The Nimbat❤ : ♥♥♥♥ me yourself you coward

かげ。 : 2 times 0 still zero ♥♥♥♥♥ boy

AloXii : we gotta end this game my eggs are getting cold
AloXii : please i need my eggs

007 : its a social fopar to use the term ******

Irbynx : jesus' name is my favorite intravein drug

*DEAD* MongVas : Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the grass.

Coherent Watermelon : we out here '♥♥♥♥♥♥' as the kids say

my moms yo : youre just mad because you dont have a girlfriend digital or secular
Atikar : l o b s t e r b a l l s a c k

*DEAD* shadowbot : ♥♥♥♥ your team and stupid ass teamwork

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties : STUPUID LIBERAL SJW PYRO AIRBLASTING ME OFF THE EDGE TRYIBNG TIO IM{PE}A}CH M*$#(E

w33dw33dz4rd_420 : you mfs better pick some dps for ddaddy w33d

Boi Platinum : Hey you. Yea you. I see you playing with them dry ass lips.

deafred : wife maybe lose hudson

Kimoya : whats important are the friendships we make
Kimoya : medic heal me you ♥♥♥♥
Kimoya : thanks

Alexander A.D. Moon : who the ♥♥♥♥ is jojo adventure

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties : Taxes are for gays

(TEAM) The Hunter : they have a hacker
(TEAM) The Hunter : i just hit an invisible player
(TEAM) Flammetta ❥ : NO HONEY
*DEAD*(TEAM) Flammetta ❥ : that might be your graphics
*DEAD*(TEAM) Flammetta ❥ : it happens to me as well

pugnaciousjj : you guys are ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥ and deserved to be annoyed for ruining every team you join
Dean Dingus : ok
Dean Dingus : nerd

Saspa : I have a business installing styrofoam nuns. ♥♥♥♥ a fruit basket.

(TEAM) SoapMaker : 3 snipers and 2 spies is too much guys
(TEAM) SoapMaker : trying to tell this nicely
(TEAM) SoapMaker : before I blame the jews and n****** for my problems

*DEAD* harlem : hot bread gay
*DEAD* harlem : hoe ass just got pounded
HotBread : this game is epic
*DEAD* harlem : you still gay

esther : aw yeah ♥♥♥♥ me harder papa walton

JOHNNY SEXLORD : I can't believe I lost to someone with a muscle doge avatar named The Anti-Simp. I gotta lay down all day after that one. ♥♥♥♥ me

*DEAD* AetherJoe : NO WAY DEMO MR PRESIDENTED

Falcon : my engie just said 'I got a blueprint of our teammates asses and it looks like all our feet will fit'
Falcon : like what the ♥♥♥♥

We've Come A Long Way, Baby : i HATE you
We've Come A Long Way, Baby : i hope your grandma PASSES
Russian Communist : shut up boy-liker
We've Come A Long Way, Baby : NOT TRUE!

Mister Bubbles : yeah that announcher lady is just playin both teams anyway

[hyperlink blocked] : no i heard oil
[hyperlink blocked] : THAT SHİT İS MİNE
Blu : ♥♥♥♥ off other neocon
Blu : this middle eastern nation is mine to destabilize

A literal Onion : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guys the real duncle uane
*DEAD* ankle dern : real

*DEAD* Artemis-7 : simple his problem is he houses a blind ♥♥♥♥♥ who dies to my cross-naginata for a pedophile