Recent reviews by KorbohneD

Two big problems.
Firstly it is too buggy. I encountered numerous bugs troughout playing. For example:
- A quest did not update even though I did the stuff it required.
- I could not get trough the splash screen. When it tells you to press a button to continue, pressing a button at that time did nothing. Had to completely restart the game for that one.
- The game often did not stick to its own rules, giving you stuff it said it would not or giving you an error without doing anything wrong.

Second problem: too hard after a while
You have, what feels like 10 seconds to check around ten different things in the third half. Half the time you get an error and don't even know why.

Making your parody of bad games bad still in the end just makes a bad game.

Sehr langatmig und unglaublich dröge.
Der Anfang ist noch in Ordnung, aber weiter habe ich es, auch nach mehreren Anläufen, noch nicht geschafft.

I tried to get it on multiple occasions, but I just couldn't.

I do stuff without knowing beforehand what any of the doings do that I do.
And afterwards I am challenged to remember all the stuff that I didn't know would happen.
It is like a game of memory where there are a bazillion rules for every single pair and card.

Too clunky for me. Dodging feels bad and it didn't help that they locked better rolling behind upgrades.

FIrst time writing an review.
Can't understand the high score.
The characters all look really ugly with their giant heads. wtf.
Also, there are some visual glitches for me with my 1920x1200 monitor, some anti-aliasing doesn't work as it should be.
All in all, a really meh first experience.

Very good. Best game out there.
Really fun in the summer.

Pretty Boring. Spaceship Controlls are bad.
A lot of people can't play it.