Hey man this is Dan from the Adult Super Store down in South County, so your husbands vibrator with the V6 engine in it, well needless to say, it's blown a head gasket. Please give me a call because it's going to be a lot more expensive to fix this thing than we thought. I know it's his favorite and it means a lot to you guys, so we'd love to fix it up and get you guys hummin again!

Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster

Please respond back to us using your old email:
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Thanks for your patience,
Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.