hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly I'm like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should play l4d2 sometime its a cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Sorry I'm shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look nice and fun xxx

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Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!