Recent reviews by Joel

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good

This game was a good game and the interactivity was fantastic and was truly fun to play around with, although for a price of twenty dollars this game is incredibly short. I managed to finish this game within an hour and there isn't too much replay material for me. Personally, I found the story interesting and I couldn't stop playing until I finished the game. But for a price of twenty dollars.. I feel it is a bit overpriced..

Goat Simulator has taught me a lot of things in life, through such a short amount of game time. I've reached new depths in my life that I never thought was popular, After standing in one spot screaming as a satanic goat for one hour I thought this is the path I want to take in life, After hitting the skybox numerous times I realized the sophistication that has been put into this game. I not only recommend it but I would go as far as to say, That if you want to strive in your life and the person you've always want to be. Go out and get this game!

I got approached by a man with a gun, he screamed to get down on my knees. I obeyed, he then gave me cereal, watched me eat the cereal. Shot me in the knee, gave me some more cereal and ultimately ended up shooting me in the head while eating this cereal.

11/10
would play again

Literally, A spoon in this game has more personality then most triple a protagonists.

A spectacular game, defiantly worth the buy. This game starts you off with your main character Wei, and you take him through a very well built story. An amazing combat system which is rewarding. Biggest load of fun a game can give.