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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 9:38pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 12:37pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2016 @ 10:21am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 6:42pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 12:20pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 10:36am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 5:30pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2016 @ 11:36am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2016 @ 3:26pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 9:28pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 8:27am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 2:05pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 6:11pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2016 @ 1:48pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 7:04pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 9:55am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 1:35pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 8:58pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 11:10am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:18am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2016 @ 4:00pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2016 @ 7:39am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 9:36pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2016 @ 1:49pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2016 @ 8:47am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 2:05pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 10:49am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2016 @ 11:05am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2016 @ 11:22am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2016 @ 12:06pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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