Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our means, but what we seek to accomplish.





"Well ain't you the high tom titty. Yeeeeeeeaaah, I love titties."
-Gaturn gro-Gonk

"A little pre never hurt anybody."
-Macho Man Randy Savage

"You know how Jesus turned water into wine? Well I can turn pork into ham."
-Elvis Presley

Don't talk so good, but carry a big guy."
-Teddy Roosevelt

"We need strength. We need energy. We need strenergy."
-Donald J. Trump

"There is gonna be a change in this world, and it's my pants cause I just ♥♥♥♥ myself."
-Huggbees

"You can suck on mineshaft."
-Inspector Gadget

"I'm a reptoid clone of John Wayne and Elvis."
-Alex Jones

"Chicks dig guys in beaver hats. Last year I almost got laid twice."
-Anonymous

"Brother, I've been to space. I saw God, and he said "Go back down."
-Macho Man Randy Savage

"Uhhhh my ♥♥♥♥ 3 inches but it smell like a foot"
-David Wise

"I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shove a pizza up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass."
-Spiderman

"It's scary to think we had tanks and ♥♥♥♥."
-Robert Walters, circa April, 2018

"The way the waiter blew me, I thought that he was gay."
-Drew Carey

"Once you've loved the Dex, you've loved the best"
-Dixter

"There's a lot of nature in my pants."
-Billy

"When I think of what age girl I'd like to go out with, well, it's elementary, my dear Watson."
-Dr. Dolittle

"That's why they call me O-bomb-a."
-Obama

"Oh my god! That movie is so scary! The first time I saw it, I couldn't watch a little girl sleeping in a bed for months!"
-Dr. Dolittle, being interviewed after seeing "The Exorcist"

"I'm 45 years old and I just ♥♥♥♥ myself!"
-Ryan's mom

"You know what kind of games I like? Good ones."
-AVGN