Recent reviews by Spyronos

I showed my friends and all they saw was me beating a deer to death with a torch. They bought the game

My first 4d game, my wrist hurts and there's yogurt all over now!

I still can't find that vampire

The rts is not as good as a two decade old game, and the campaign map is painful to manage. I've also never liked the art style they went with

Never had the depth that I wanted from a TW. Older titles are still superior game play wise.

The same trash they've peddled since Rome 2, just stretched over a new corpse.

Beer drinking simulator with a mining mini game.

Man, just put in a quick play like everyone figured out 10 years ago. I don't wanna select servers, I just wanna play a game.

It annoys me that the Robot doesn't have nipples. Also the gameplay is terrible, the interface is barebones, and most of the moves are with disgusting mutants instead of just a nice paizuri. So 90% of the content in this game is worthless. What is good, is really good, so if they ever figure out that NOT being 100% degens would actually be better, it could be a really good game. Hit me wit dat 40-60% degen and we have a good game

Why is there a constant need to shove a poop laden brush up a girls vajayjay? Also the hot brown girl changes in every scene, I guess they all look alike to SOME people