Yeah, that’s right, I choke geese with these hands. What are you going to do, tell the Government? They would never find me even if they were to train an elite unit to attempt tracking me down. I am a geese choking elitist, and I will not stop until I have my hands around the last goose on this Earth.

SCOTT STERLING!

Ate his snake, definitely can't be trusted.

Here's a cake I made.