Guys, i used to be a skeleptic like you and all but some months ago i was hit by a bus on my way to work and my leg got really messed up so i had to go to a hospital and my doctor told me my bone had been broken, i insisted that he was just joking and i nervously said something like "heheh.. not bones like in skeletons i hope..." and he just gave me a weird look and showed me some black picture he said was of my leg and an actual broken bone inside of it.
at first i doubted it, of course, but i couldn't shake the feeling that something was off.
I mean, what if there were actual parts of a skeleton stored inside me?
so i started looking for all my hard parts, feeling around my body and i counted to over a hundred distinctive parts that could be actual parts of a skeleton, so i printed a picture of a skeleton and started labeling them and as i kept going i was so scared because the longer i went the more i realized that i might have an ENTIRE skeleton hidden inside my body.

I started tearing the cast off with a pen and it hurt so much but i instinctively knew it was just the microchip operated inside my brain to keep me from exposing and destroying the bones hidden inside my body.
After just a couple of minutes i was stormed and held down by security personnel and they restrained me and started putting on a new cast.
I screamed and fought back and i ended up biting one of the guards holding me down in the hand until something snapped in my mouth, the guard screamed and pulled his hand back and that's when i saw it, there was a small piece of bone sticking out from his hand, my suspicions were true.
The doctor jammed a plastic tube in between my teeth while i was distracted with the horror i had just witnessed and took the piece of hand from my mouth, gave it to the guard and told him to go get it "fixed".
At first i wondered how they didn't see it but then it hit me, they were in on it, they were all in on it.

They won't have the bones in me though, I'll make sure.