Hai everybody My elbows a slut it bangs everything Myelbowsaslutitbangseverythin

Slenderman. Slenderman. Does whatever a Slenderman can.
Picks you up, anytime. Steals children, then they die.
LOOK OUT! Here comes the Slenderman!
Is he tall? Listen dude. He's definitely going to kill you.
Can he climb, in a tree? Don't look up, or you'll pee.
HEY THERE! There goes the Slenderman!

In the chill of night, when you're still as a dime.
Like a streak of light! He takes you, from behind!
Slenderman. Slenderman. Evil monotonous Slenderman.
Shrills and screams, he's ignored. Your skull is his reward.
To him! Lives are for the takin'. Where ever there are children...
YOU'LL FIND THE SLENDERMAN!!!!

EA's logo being on a game cover is like a registered sex offender's name being on an application for a baby sitter.


If you create a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and everyone tells you it's a piece of ♥♥♥♥ and that you should change it, and you say "you're right, sorry, I'll fix it," that doesn't make you unable to be taken seriously. It makes you HUMBLE. It means you can admit your mistakes and own up to them. If, on the other hand, you say (as Bioware has) "I'm not changing anything because this is Art and you just don't understand my genius Artistic Vision"? THAT makes you unable to be taken seriously.

because bioware instead of flushing the toilet and spraying some air freshener only explained why the dump they took stinks the EC in a Nutshell.

The Devil Himself: "What do you mean I can't claim EA's immortal soul"

EA Suit: "You can't take what has not existed, and can never exist"

Devil "You cheated!"

Suit "And your point is? Oh, and we're raising the cost for your ammo"