sometimes.. when i play games with you... i jerk off.

I just ♥♥♥♥ and came at your profile.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ on my computer (and floor) has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a profile to be worthy of feces and/or semen. These include, but are not limited to:

Being gay
being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

I don't think my profile deserved being ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ at. Can you un-♥♥♥ it?

Only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put ♥♥♥♥ back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes.

you make me so horny lol

Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse ♥♥♥♥♥ 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to Scheckz GemTD stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster

Please respond back to us using your old email:
i♥♥♥♥inglovecock2@hotmail.net

Thanks for your patience,
Wells All Mighty Lord Doo.

they dont let you say the c um word on steam ):<

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