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Ive had a nasty cough for the past few days, so I went to the doctor to see if it was Corona. He said "its not corona" Woohoo! But then, he said "You have every type of cancer and you will die in three (3) days. I thought I should say goodbye to my reddit family before I go.
TLDR: I will die in three (3) days.
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
Edit: Okay which one of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gave me silver? Do you think this is funny? Do you think this is some kind of joke? I open my heart and soul to you, and you give me this ♥♥♥♥? Unbelievable.
Age: 18
IQ: 187
Favourite video game: every Total War game (strategy games)
Favourite music: Everything that isn't mainstream
Favourite meme: Chemistry Cat
Favourite TV show: Rick and Morty
Debate winning record: 81-0 (Most recent was my chemistry professor)
Don't add me if you play low IQ games like TF2, Civilization, CS. I despise people who have IQ lower than 165 which I believe is the required amount of IQ to play strategy games. Also if you just want to talk you must prove that you are in fact an intellectual. I don't share my knowledge with just anyone! You must be worthy :)
If you are triggered because of my superior intelligence, put your comment down below so I can have a laugh at them someday.