I used to be addicted to soap, but now im clean....

A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, '' we don't serve your kind here.''
The mushroom asks ,''Why not? I'm a fun guy....''

Roses are red,
my name is not Dave,
this poem makes no sence,
microwave....

Do you ever think people in mexico say ''those damn jobs in America keep stealing our mexicans....''

did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? he pulled a muscle.....

A fish and a crab was playing fetch. the fish threw the ball to the crab, but the crab didn't want to throw it back. the fish said '' you are being shellfish''.....

what do you get when you mix a crab and a teacher? snappy answers.....

what do you call an argentinian man with a rubber toe? Roberto......

why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? because it is two-tired......

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? he pasta way.....

I hate racing outside. Run in front of a car, you get tired. Run behind one, you get exhausted.....

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KEK