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I'm literally shaking. This can't be happening. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the what happened today. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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Respect my friend's different beliefs
Adore the little quirks in their traditions
Care for my friends, no matter their skin color
Inform myself on what taboos I should never break
Smile when they speak their native tongues
The chinese must be purged from the Earth
I was in gulag tourturing prisoner when t-34 tank came
"Stalin is kil"
"Nyet"
oh phew i got that last seat tee hee
begins to sit down right where you ar, enveloping your entire body in her ass crack
right after she sits down you hear a loud rumbling sound
oh no, that sextuple bean burrito isnt agreeing with me
the loudest fart in the world comes ripping out of her ass and directly down your nostrils and throat
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
ahh that felt good
rumbling starts again
oh no...
an even louder fart makes its way out of her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and into your respiratory system
excuse me, hehehe
the train suddenly comes to a stop, and the conductor says over the intercom that damage in the tracks have been found
the entire time, the girl sitting on you is ripping farts at an ever increasing rate
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