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Mikadal 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23am 
+rep deadly precision with AWP
Kajinn 13 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56am 
good mate
ุุ 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:28am 
dear chef friends request
Zulushicage 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:21am 
fire mate
Centririus 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:35am 
an inspiration to teammates
Tutaur 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:50am 
+rep top game strategist
Nuanadar 31 Jul, 2024 @ 9:25am 
Let's break some records together.
Tygotilar 28 Jun, 2024 @ 10:28am 
Time to level up. Game?
Zolot 30 May, 2024 @ 10:42am 
Game challenge: Accepted?
Shzac 9 Mar, 2024 @ 3:27pm 
an amazing "looking for players" CS2 player, i thought about adding him to the lobby because of his funny silly profile picture
𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓿𝓲𝓬 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am 
+Rep,accept me please^^
76561199050626416 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:15am 
+rep pretty good player
ууу ты попал 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18pm 
прими го трейд
Harv3y 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm 
cheating ♥♥♥
mort 28 Dec, 2020 @ 9:43pm 
where are you going, you're lost, dollar tree Headset, so free, freer than a public restroom, you're literally dog water, 0 PR, earnings check, oh wait you have noneMessage #general
mort 9 Dec, 2020 @ 7:47am 
Bernard Sanders has lost
I'm literally shaking. This can't be happening. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the what happened today. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
mort 1 Dec, 2020 @ 12:03pm 
Aryan space hyperborea

mort 1 Dec, 2020 @ 12:03pm 
White space aliens colonizing the Norse
mort 1 Dec, 2020 @ 12:02pm 
Sumerian aliens building ziggurats and interbreeding with the human natives
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mort 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:31pm 
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mort 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:16pm 
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mort 10 Apr, 2020 @ 5:47pm 
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father gametes 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:54pm 
Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The chinese must be purged from the Earth
father gametes 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:52pm 
Where were u when USSR fell ?

I was in gulag tourturing prisoner when t-34 tank came

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jorts fetish 16 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03pm 
If you say SPOOKY WOOKY SEX in facade Trip will start masturbating, Grace will watch in hornieseess as trip strokes his juicy kawaii ♥♥♥♥. sHe approaches trip which make him pee everywhere on the floor and on grace too. Being drenched in his urine made her wetter than ever! Grace will say: "trip Senpai! I'm wet and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Then trip will say: "Oh Grace Chan! I always knew you were horny! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Grace will shoved her head back and forth into trips's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. trip and grace will start to urinate all over the floor, and then they will start to masturbate.
jorts fetish 16 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03pm 
Trip will say: "Oh my goodness, Grace Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! She goes completely inside trips nice fat ass, trip will say: "No wait! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! then he dies from having his insides completely damaged. The police come inside and find trip, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly with grace inside.
jorts fetish 1 Feb, 2020 @ 6:31pm 
Weiners are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you (/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like "owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)
mort 17 Jan, 2020 @ 1:26pm 
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oh phew i got that last seat tee hee
begins to sit down right where you ar, enveloping your entire body in her ass crack
right after she sits down you hear a loud rumbling sound
oh no, that sextuple bean burrito isnt agreeing with me
the loudest fart in the world comes ripping out of her ass and directly down your nostrils and throat
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ahh that felt good
rumbling starts again
oh no...
an even louder fart makes its way out of her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and into your respiratory system
excuse me, hehehe
the train suddenly comes to a stop, and the conductor says over the intercom that damage in the tracks have been found
the entire time, the girl sitting on you is ripping farts at an ever increasing rate
jorts fetish 23 Dec, 2019 @ 1:24pm 
Hi, i am a 54 year old man looking for fun, must be under 5'9, must be over 185Ibs, Must have shaved head, Must have unshaved lawn. Get back to me and we can start to fool around (also have wife so must be sneeky)
mort 4 Dec, 2019 @ 1:55pm 
Hi. I'm Harambe, and this is my Zoo. I live here with my old zookeeper and banana, Big Yellow. Everything in here has a heart and a mind. One thing I've learned after 17 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come over that enclosure.
mort 4 Dec, 2019 @ 1:54pm 
Europoors hating on USA ✓ on a American website ✓ with American computers ✓ on the American invented Internet ✓ watching an American made game ✓ From a country that was liberated and protected by America ✓✓✓
mort 4 Dec, 2019 @ 1:54pm 
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
mort 4 Dec, 2019 @ 1:54pm 
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mort 4 Dec, 2019 @ 1:53pm 
Hey T1, I was wondering if you could please take a month off of going to the gym to slim down a bit? Your huge masculine, muscular frame intimidates me and distracts me from the gameplay that I'm here to savor. Also please try to shout less I have sensitive ears. Thank you :)
mort 4 Dec, 2019 @ 1:52pm 
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mort 4 Dec, 2019 @ 1:49pm 
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jorts fetish 12 Sep, 2019 @ 5:41pm 
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jorts fetish 5 Dec, 2018 @ 6:27pm 
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mort 10 Nov, 2018 @ 4:58pm 
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jorts fetish 11 Nov, 2017 @ 8:32pm 
This song changed my life , why can't all music respect the older stuff like this does ? I'm 13 and I think I'm the only person in my generation that listens to medieval regal court pieces that obviously inspired pink guy. Can't wait til I'm in Japan and free of this broken western society
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