That guy below me called this guy his son. Not sure how that would be possible, on account of that guy being President Barack Hussein Obama - the very same! And I know this Caesas; let me tell you, this guy isn't the son of Obama. He's got all the marks - the grace, the smarts, and definitely the old Obama charm, but here's the kicker! The way I know? I asked the man himself! So, I guess I was wrong!

Son, you know I hate that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face.

Stupid ass

because my artistry skills now officially surpass North Koreans