Gandalf the Grey returned to Mordor during the first war of Middle Earth to bring them socialism. Socialism is a range of economic and social systems characterised by social ownership and democratic control of the means of production, an idea created by two Elves with the names Marx and Engels. This idea obtained appreciation among the oppressed and exploited Orcs of Mordor. It started with a small spark but got spread in the whole empire and after a revolution and some dead people the Socialist People’s Republic of Mordor was risen and Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the Red. But this was just the beginning of his long journey. There were rumours in the west, whispers of a nation on the rise, the Third Reich of Rohan was steamrolling the eastern territories of Middle Earth. Everything seems lost but the Superior Leader Gandalf faced the menace with no fear, he had a magical Wunderwaffle, he called it T-34, a colossus made of steel, forged by socialist Elves. Nothing could penetrate this Behemoths and they flooded the battlefields of Middle Earth, forced the enemy to retreat and finally vanished the Third Reich of Rohan from existence.

But again, there was a whisper of an evil capitalist country on the rise but that’s another story for another day.