If I break up with my girlfriend I don't see myself having good sex ever again. Unless I'm, like, going on holiday to Hawaii and the plane crashes and all my fellow survivors are women sex therapists on their way to a conference. And even then, there'll probably be loads of male sex therapists too and they'd love that, wouldn't they, all ♥♥♥♥ing each other and giving each other tips while I sit on a rock, wanking and crying.

I love Penis

Poop

dolphin, bananna. vasectomy.

Darksiders 2, Hell yeah