welcome to waifu hell


"Elliot Rodgers is the platonic ideal of a gamer"
-Zugzwang
"Yeah...you were like a feed missile when you hit 6. You flew down mid lane and exploded into gold."
-FumpleFriend
"If you talked as little as you hit your shots, I wouldn't have to mute you"
-Sofa King
"Oops, sorry. I'm not very observative."
-Clem
"Prepare your butts, for I am on a fisting spree."
-Phone-Booth
"Ooh, I'm gonna make a body pillow out of this one!"
-Billy
"Oh yeah I remember...you had a crazy-ass Bar Mitzvah"
"Yeah, I was up on the chairs and they were like 'mazel toovel' and I was like, 'gimme the biscuits' or something....I'm obviously not Jewish."
-Ster
"Now accepting valentine's applications"
-Chemical
"It's been a business doing pleasure with you"
-Teejay
"I gained weight to help combat my good looks"
-Ignazio
"I played a game of League of Legends earlier and it was...not validating."
-Mushroom