Recent reviews by Ebon

actually really good compared to most games lately, and its free. the pvp is kinda sus but thats a diff story. i mostly play the expeditions and they WERE really fun.
(old) my main problem at the moment is that ive gone way too many games in a row where i will keep getting pistol/wep cards on repeat with no other options.... i constantly search for all the missing pods and have a good idea where most of them are, but i keep getting games where im at least 9-13 pods into the mission and i still dont have ANY abilities... or i have all grey/green useless perks like thunderstomp / ammo perks. (Dec 2nd pod buff helped... but RIP vamp shot/bloodthirsty/increased hp and i dont think ive seen charged knife since T_T)

300 hours later.... still gets spammed with repeated gun rolls, even when i walk away from the pod, next pod has same 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weps...
Kite mines still bugged... once they break ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "until you die and get revived"... but that just lets you throw another mine that still is bugged.. ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for the rest of the game.... "
i want to love this game...

465h later. Dec 1st update drops..... this game is begging me to change my review to negative. wiped all keybinds and settings... annoying but okay w.e... says "cool new stuff coming for all operatives".. but you literally just nerfed malva's med kits and ram's hatchets...... 14(i think) new perks added!.... oh but we reduced ur hp from 150 to 100, and all those perks are just to get back to the normal 150 hp..... not 175/200/250hp...."bodybuilder" is capped at the NORMAL 150 hp we should be starting with.... you added perks just to cover the nerf? why? so we literally NEVER see feedback loop ever again? and where did the increased HP perks go? or blood thirsty?.... 14 new perks but u removed/bury how many?.... tf are you doing?

Dec 2 Updated already? impressive. good moves in the right direction so far. keep it up! Ty for increasing the hp min/max up a little bit at least. cant wait to see how these "increased chance for T-3 bins" feel... --later on-- todays patch feels so much better than yesterday. the buff to the hp was clearly needed but the buff to the pods really makes the diff.

Dec 7 had a couple very small patches.... feels like you removed that pod buff... and idk what you did but people are disconnecting out of games constantly.... and WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DID YOU DO TO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLIDING?!!? if ur gonna make me spam crouch, put it on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ different key.... id LOVE to slide when i need to slide instead of spam crouching because of what ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerf you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ added

jan17th update. extreme expeditions super fun. mostly because i didnt have to bodybuild and all the old perks came back <3 ty. and also ty for putting them into the bodybuilder mode after extreme mode was removed, much appreciated. the pod RNG today has also been insane, actually getting some good stuff early so we can use them for more than the boss. biggest glaring problem right now is 3/4 games, we're crushing it, but right as we're walking down the boss tunnel everyone just starts walking in place and the game kicks back to lobby after a couple minutes of "why is everyone walking in place..helloo.. u guys still there??" x.x (voice chat worked during that time, but in my last game it seemed to disconnect the voice as well.. so idk)

..... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIX KITES MINES!!!!.... they STILL bug the ♥♥♥♥ out almost every game... if u get feedback loop its going to bug out 100% and then ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and cant use them for the rest of the game... might as well swap characters......
and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ give malva her med kits back.... if ur character sneezes too hard it stops healing... and the base 50hp that u get (wont get cause ur 1 shottable if ur under 50, so u usually eat the med kit just to top up) doesnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥ matter if the healing stops instantly when i step on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pebble. getting 1 tapped by a ranged glasshat AS i ate the med kit? come on....

April 7 update...... hahaha nice late april fools joke......you couldn't make a separate expedition mode? you didnt learn from body builder mode? you ♥♥♥♥ AWAY from camp, not right in ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bed.... people were too ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ADHD to go search for bins before, what the ♥♥♥♥ makes you think they now want to spend 45 minutes and 3 contamination levels wandering around clueless with 1-4 mods at best (everyone going their own random direction constantly because no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ direction) .....dont get me wrong, i love longer game play.... but i couldnt PAY people to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grab a missing bin that was right beside a supply drop.... in a game mode that only lasted an hour at most, and i could get them every bin/missing bin if they just followed....... do u really expect these idiots to run around for hours just for 6-12 bins? ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts.... AND U SAY U WANT LONGER GAME PLAY YET YOU STILL GET YEETED AT CONTAMINATION LVL 5!?!?!... BRING BACK EXTREME EXPEDITION!! that at least let us play longer at the sacrifice of hp, but we didnt get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOTED...... let us just vote to go to a harder map after completing boss... u want extended game play? NEXT LEVEL/ NEW GAME PLUS/HARD MODE/NIGHTMARE IS NOT NEW.. dont ♥♥♥♥ over ur entire game..... (btw gj extending that underground base to a pointless 3h dungeon... pacman ghost "chasers" + that electric ball was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BRILLIANT idea.....dumb asses.....) RIP what used to be a fun and streamlined game if u knew what u were doing.... now its a bunch of morons spamming every icon they can see... MEANWHILE ALL THE MISSING BINS ARE STILL THERE!!! call outs are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, especially with everyone scattering like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roaches...... its like u didnt even bother to play the game before you made this change... WTF made u think less bins/perks= more fun?

remember all those good old days playing GTA with your friends?... well forget them because R* will ban you for no reason

insert first person shooter meme here... this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of crap is it.... typical pump a whole clip into someone and they live, they shoot you through 3 walls and ur sheild, and it hits you in the foot and you die. watched the kill cam aparently i was dry humping the table and flashing him my fun parts. not shooting him. no not at all...

Dont waste your time or money on this piece of garbage that doesnt work and will never work. if you feel like spending hours doing anything just to have the game bug out and slam you into the ground killing you.... when you were just standing there upgrading / building / walking ( nvm the bs that happens when you fly)..... so you spawn, in your med bay (god willing u get to land ur crappy ship to have a med bay) just to fly all the way over to your body and have it dissapear infront of your eyes, or while you have its inventory open. even when you get to your body (bag) in a matter of seconds... so everything you have is now deleted forever. you would think this might just happen a handfull of times ever. lol no, more like a handfull of times every hour. if you were able to actually survive the CASUAL WALK back to base without god shaking the planet like a snowglobe, and could put the good items you get, away, NEVER TO BE USED BECAUSE YOU WILL LOSE THEM... then i guess that.. might.. be ok? but nope you cant even do that.

save yourself the headache

unless you want to just float around in space and look at the view (great sun rise/sets)... thats the only good thing here.

Line for free cancer starts right here with this game. (like every moba)

If you have ever wanted to have someone rage, feed, spam, troll or just in general act like a brat; and also wanted to be the one that gets spam reported and flamed out the ass for asking them to chill. this is the game for you.
just like every moba, smite offers a variety of cancerous teammates to play with. all with a 100% satisfaction guarentee that will make you want to shoot yourself after being subjected to the toxic player base that is devouring smite.. they try to "call plays" but really "dives and feeds" and blames the whole team, never being wrong ofc. or are the type of pathetic children that just enjoy causing misery to everyone that crosses their path, just because their lives are so ♥♥♥♥ they haveto make everyone feel as bad as they do.

the game itself is great... but ♥♥♥♥ the pieces of ♥♥♥♥ that ruin this game. and ♥♥♥♥ lowrez for banning ppl repeatedly just because they are defending themselves against this toxic, usually premade, circle jerk pieces of trash

needless to say, you will be asking yourself.... why the F*CK am i still playing this.....

12?13?14?years later? ♥♥♥♥ low rez and ♥♥♥♥ this toxic piece of ♥♥♥♥ community..... keep banning me for defending myself against pieces of ♥♥♥♥. u can all go circle jerk each other on Guantanamo bay for all i care... thats where you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ belong tbh. ur actually releasing a smite 2? get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grip before you even subject us all to ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥