After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

sleep with one eye open champion, see how much ♥♥♥♥ u can talk when you have 12 mongrel mob members run through ur house and break each and every bone in ur arms legs hands and feet u little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ geek, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like you.

5k hours average mmr on dota LUL so bad about time you retire old man