*Helicopter Blades chopping* *Paranoid by Black Sabbath plays*
WELCOME TO MY STEAM PAGE GENTLEMEN. I WILL NOT LIE, YOUR CHANCES OF SURVIVAL ARE SMALL, SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS LIVING CORPSES. BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE GIFTS TO ENSURE THAT YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN UNTO MORR'S GARDEN. THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN GOLD, AS THE FATE OF YOUR SOUL IS AN ETERNAL CONCERN. NOW COME, FOLLOW ME, STRIKE DOWN THE UNDEAD THAT RISE AGAINST US, ALLOW ME TO FIND THIS ELDRITCH AMULET. I ASK NOT FOR MY OWN SELFISH STUDIES, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF THE EMPIRE