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76561199415940023 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:42am 
nice profile <3
real cat 17 Aug, 2021 @ 12:52am 
ur name is funny af bro
FIJI WATER 4 Nov, 2020 @ 11:35pm 
You talking to me? Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was listening to my tunes with Spotify Premium. What was that? Yeah I have Spotify Premium. Sure, it's a monthly expense, but in my eyes (or ears) it outweighs the frustration of ads. Oh, sure, I could just deal with ads. But, you see, I simply don't have that kind of time. I come from a very prestigious upbringing, nothing the likes of you could understand. No offense, of course, ha ha! I jest. But nonetheless, I am simply swimming in currency and but a few coppers are a small price to pay to consume the media you simpletons refer to as "music". Furthermore, by paying money to Spotify, I support workers rights. I put food on families tables. I am basically the white Martin Luther King. Truly, you should be ashamed that you actually listen to advertisements.

FIJI WATER 16 Aug, 2019 @ 11:27pm 
Hello this is Twitch staff. Unfortunately we have been notified that you have now reached 24 hours of stream time without throwing your cat across the room. As stated in our TOS, we require that all streamers must throw at least one pet a distance of 3 metres on camera in order to maintain the ability to stream. Failure to do so will result in your stream being disabled permanently. We will now unfortunately have to terminate your account. Thank you for your cooperation.
FIJI WATER 16 Aug, 2019 @ 11:26pm 
One 1️⃣, two 2️⃣, three 3️⃣, four 4️⃣ Please 🙏 just close 🚫 the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door 🚪 ! You 👈 walked 🚶‍♂️in here without 🙅‍♀️ a care, and caught me 😳😱 in my underwear 👙 😭! Don't ❌ you 👈 dare look 👀 at the screen 📺 What ❓ i've done ✅ must go unseen 🙈 I've searched 💬👩‍💻 it up ⬆️, and now I 👩 gawk 👀 at Thanos' 😈massive, 🙌🏼 bulging 😫 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦
Jared 18 May, 2018 @ 1:43pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, -rep for walling.