officials were dumbfounded on the day before the super bowl when they noticed an enormous spite house was built in the middle of the stadium. apparently the land was not properly bought from owner Mr. Slobr Von Cee PhD in 1980, so he maintained rights to build on it. "It was really funny to ruin the event that millions of people were looking forward to", slobr responded when interviewed by fox news. when we asked about the mixup when transferring the land, he stated that he "tricked them into buying the deed for an abandoned outhouse instead"