I have a PHD in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mother!

It takes a hipster to drive a Wagon and wear Vans.

That's from the Nutcraker. I think. Don't quote me on that. Actually, do quote me on that. Put that on a plaque in your room.

Climate change is directly related to the growth of terrorism.

Ausen speaks, it's time to listen.

If you don't leave now, I'm going to smash your face into a paste and spread it on my toast!

♥♥♥♥ pokemon, bakugan was the ♥♥♥♥.

Dude. I'm just trying to listen to this girl make weird mouth noises but people are setting off fireworks.

Death called to me and said, "Let's make out."

The S12K is the best sniper rifle in the game.

Its not a fetish if its art.

The future is female and it's a giant bee.

The future is male and it has giant balls.

The enemy must be Obama.

That's right folks, the raptors are back this year.

What are you doing in my habitat?

They're choreographing the song where I die on the cross.

I don't make the rules, I just count the breasts.

I have high expectations for the milf.